you wanna here some pick up lines? yes you do!(some may find vulgar)

indiana jonesMember

Oct 10, 2014

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This bone may not date to the Jurassic Period, but it’s still rock hard!

Jurrassic-ing me back to your place? Okay!

Hey Rexfan, i’m hornier than a styracosaurus.

Why don’t we mosey-osaur over to my place?

You must be the La Brea tar pits, cuz I want to get my bone stuck in that.

"That is one big pile of sh*t" -Doctor Ian Malcom

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dinoboy22
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dinoboy22October 10, 2014

these arent bad. you make them up yourself?

indiana jones
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indiana jonesOctober 10, 2014

you bet your sweet ass!

"That is one big pile of sh*t" -Doctor Ian Malcom

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Something RealOctober 10, 2014

DR. JONES - Hahahaha! I'm uncertain of how effecacious these would be in winning a date, but they're quite clever and very funny! Thank you so very much for sharing these with us! :)

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Something RealOctober 10, 2014

DR. JONES - Hmm...how about "I'll rock your world like the K.T Event?" or "Let's make our own fossil! We'll apply a lot of heat and pressure between us!". ;)

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Lord VaderOctober 11, 2014

The mature part of me found these a tad disturbing.........

The immature, dirty minded teen that I am however, found these hilarious.

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Rex Fan 684October 11, 2014

I'm really disturbed because I think he may be flirting with me 8O

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