top 5 resons that stegosaurus was the sexiest thing that ever existed

Jan 14, 2015

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5-living in the jurassic, being prey to the nasty goober known as allosaurus, stego stood up for himself wich makes him pretty bad a$$

4- having false info (second brain) yet still being many's favourite dinosaur

3-starting its own meme "i'm a stegosaurus!"

2- having its own song (really)

1- the look of a dumbfounded horse on it's face (as it's always depicted)

if stegosaurus was a person, than he would look like 34 year old harrison ford (ive actually been told that i look a bit like harrison ford)

"That is one big pile of sh*t" -Doctor Ian Malcom

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Primal King
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Primal KingJanuary 14, 2015

Well, that's an interesting stance on Stegosaurus. It belongs on People's Magazine as Sexiest Man not alive.

"If you can't see it... It's already too late."

-Jurassic Apocalypse (by Paden)

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ChrisJanuary 14, 2015

I laughed way too hard at this, thank you. hahaha

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Something RealJanuary 14, 2015

DR. JONES - Hahaha! That is absolutely marvelous! Indeed; speaking from a woman's perspective, stegosaurus is a mighty fine fellow! He is sweet, protective, strongly-built, and just that right amount of simple! He is definately 100%, Grade-A sexy! ;)