Welcome to Failtastic Park!

SNAKE - Your assertion is quite stark! What is it about the trailer which has you most displeased, may I ask? Furthermore, did you like anything in particular about the trailer? :)

All I can say is, the chemistry between Owen and Claire will probably be crap.

Also, by calling it Failtastic Park, you're technically insulting the original xD

Maybe I overreacted a bit but I was really hyped untill I saw the trailer. 

I find the attempt at humor in some of the dialogue to be really annoying, it reminds me of the Avengers, GOTG or any forgettable superhero-flick. I also don't like the over-the-top exploding island with all the apparently brainless dinosaurs just strolling of the cliff, the overusage of cgi, raptor pets and the T-rex-ex-machina.(really...again?) 

Do like that carnotaurus, baryonyx(?) and the caged Rex.

I think my problem with the new series is that the filmmakers seem to take the whole idea of cloning dinosaurs a little too lightly. It's going to be just like JW1 with traits of a comedy and that somehow feels wrong to me. 

What I'm hoping for at best, apart from the movie not being a total letdown, are some really cool action figures or other memorabilia that I can add to my collection. The JW-toys looked like crap and so cheap!

^Yes it was a Baryonyx.